Looking for the best personal assistant in the world!

Hi, my name is Sara and I am looking for the best personal assistant in the world! I am looking for you to accompany me every day in all of my tasks and duties as CEO of a fund recovery agency, manage my calendar, emails, phone calls, and communicate with other department leaders.
I'm definitely looking for a star to join me and to accompany me for years to come! The salary offered is a starting point, and growth is guaranteed!

Mandatory Qualifications:
+ Minimum 2 years experience as a personal assistant.
+ Top capability in these softwares: G-suite (google docs) ,Excel and googlesheets, creating spreadsheets, Ring Central, Google calendar, Gmail management and more! + Resilience and ability to solve problems by yourself
+ Loyalty (long term employment and HONESTY!)
+ Leadership qualities
+ Extravert personality
+ EXCELLENT communication skills!
+ Perfect English (speaking and writing).
+ Office management experience (including Calendar, email, and phone calls). + Ability to follow instructions perfectly!
+ Excellent organization skills!!!
+ Top multi tasker!
+ Positive personality and polite!
+ Access to high-speed internet, backup internet, and backup for power outages!!!!
+ A quiet and private space to work from (no pets or babies making noise)
+ Do not apply if you are a caregiver of small children, you will not be hired

Terms:
Monday-Friday 8:30am-5:00pm CST
$500 (starting salary)
+Bonuses based on performance and salary raise evaluation every 6 months!!

How to apply:
1. A recording of yourself telling me about your RELEVANT experience and why you would be an excellent fit for this position.
2. Rate yourself from 1-10 next to each one of the “Mandatory Qualifications” that I posted on this job description.
1- means this isn't accurate about me.
10- This is 100% true about me.
-**A PERSON WILL NOT BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY IF THEY WILL PUT ALL 10’S. Please be realistic and honest!
3. Send all of the above including your phone number, email address, and resume to sara@getyourfund.com