Growing An Online Business

I am a full time employee that wants to start an online side hustle but I just can’t seem to find the time. Looking for someone that can help me launch a product to sell online, run ads (no experts needed), market the product, and scale it. I am also looking for someone that can help me with some things in my personal life. Things that I just can’t seem to get done in a timely manner. But the bulk of it is launching and managing the side hustle. Please respond with the words ‘growing blue corn’ in all capital letters if you have read this description completely and have experience with online business. I will be ignoring any other responses in an effort to save time. Looking for something long term.