Current Employment Status:
Hired Full Time on Jul 21, 2016
Hi I'm Yen and I can help make your business go BOOM.
The key is creating the correct bomb that will fit your master plan and I like watching things explode.
Step 1: The Plan | Use of analytical skills
Bombs are intricate and beautiful. Each one is unique to each company. The way to understand the type of bomb to create is to first analyze the company goals. We can research, compare and draft reports for the maximum level of understanding. Once my thoughts are aligned with yours then we move on to the next step,
Step 2: Recruiting Soldiers | Use of human resource management skills
Although bombs are my life and I love them, I accept that there are certain things you and I will not be able to do and we need experts in their field who were born to create the correct parts for us. We shall squeeze out only the best among the rest and train them to become evil masterminds as we are.
Step 3: Production Stage | Use project management skills
Hiring the right people is not enough. We must make sure they completely understand our end goal and that every little thing they are doing is part of a bigger plan. We must train them to stand up, stay with them during their first step, guide them when they're confused, and pick them up when they fall down.
Step 4: Testing | Use of quality assurance skills
There is no sugar coating here. A bomb will either nuke or fluke. There is no middle ground. We will test it out vigorously. We will weaken it on purpose, re-create it and test it again until not even the gods nor the avengers can stop it.
Step 5: Bang | Use of marketing skills
Social media is like the switch to start up the explosive. We will tap into all the social media platforms, I will create images, I will create videos with awesome voiceovers. We will make sure that everybody knows the bomb's greatness, might and power. Enemies will be afraid. Allies will embrace it. The bomb's first hard impact and the fumes that will be left behind will become noticeable and unstoppable.
Step 6: The Aftermath | Use of customer service skills
Now that the world has fallen into our grasp, the bomb will be their only friend. They will ask about the bomb, they will want the bomb and we will be with our helping hand and keep them on our side.
Let's start blowing shit up
Central Intelligence Office
- Office is completely separate from the house and can stand on it's own
- Internet speed: 50mbp
- Data Capping: None
- Connection: LAN Cable
- Internet provider: Converge ICT
- Screens: 2 monitors, 1 laptop screen
- Sunlight: Yes. (To drown out any form of sad thoughts.)
- Noise: Little no none
Experience: 5 - 10 years
Experience: 2 - 5 years
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